Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Not-So-Fair Brady Update

According to WGN-TV Chicago, Adrienne Curry (age 22, the first "America's Next Top Model") and Christopher Knight (age 47, Peter on "The Brady Bunch") were married in her hometown of Joliet, Illinois, sometime last weekend. I wrote about this match made in reality TV hell last autumn. Recently, the two lovebirds have returned to the boob tube with a second installment of their VH1 "My Fair Brady" show, which I'm sure will document the whole sordid event on film.

I saw a bit of it on Sunday. Curry still looks like a conniving golddigger. Knight still seems to be eyeing the nearest exit. Among other pre-wedding requests, Knight's asking for a pre-nup and a vasectomy (Do you know any guy who would ever volunteer for one of those? Me neither.)

I give the marriage one year, at best. Run, Pete, run!


Blogger Happy Villain said...

It's nice to know that someone who looks like her will still send men scurrying like rodents, willing to disconnect their manhood because of her Godzilla-like personality.

6:36 AM  
Blogger Chargenda said...

I saw the two at a gay bar in Chicago last night tipping drag queens. They got on stage and explained that they got married Monday and are headed to Tahiti.

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are all you people so mean? They are just people enjoying life..their way. I love them both.

6:30 AM  

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