New 2012 Presidential Candidate Throws Hat in the Ring

Now that Michelle "Clueless" Bachmann has woken up and smelled the coffee, she's left a gap in the Republican Presidential race. As a replacement for the buttheaded Bachmann, please allow Brother John to suggest a much smarter and cooler replacement. I hereby scooby-di-na-na-nominate, by his first and last names. . .

Roosevelt Franklin! The smoothest Sesame to ever stroll down the Street!