Spread Out, Numbskull!

Spiritual medium Kenny Kingston, in an exclusive interview with Psychic Guano Magazine, claims to have recently contacted the ghost of Moe Howard, the mopheaded leader of the Three Stooges. The famous film comedian passed away at age 78 in 1975.

What news did Moe bring from the Great Beyond? Not much, apparently.

"It was a brief and unpleasant conversation," Kingston told PGM. "I asked if he was Moe Howard. The ghost replied, 'Who else would I be, ZaSu Pitts?' Then I asked Moe if he had any words of wisdom for millions of Stooges fans around the world. Moe said, 'Yeah---spread out!'

"I then felt a sudden, stabbing pain in my eyes," said Kingston, "and the psychic connection was broken."